Captain Lajos Tantony of the Bonk City Watch, Überwald, at your service.
Originally, I used this device to report to Lady Margolotta when she was still in Ankh-Morpork. By now, I have found many good friends over the PC, and her Ladyship has returned home to Bonk, so the journal has lost its official character. So, I use it for personal observations, freindships, and the pursuit of interesting subjects like everybody else does.
(This is a character from the discworld_rpg, RPed by yakalskovich. As beth_metatronim is a member of milliways_bar, this journal gets applied there as well for OOM interaction. Captain Tantony (no first name given) is from the Discworld novel "The Fifth Elephant" by Terry Pratchett; no copyright infringement meant.)