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[Nov. 26th, 2004|08:18 am]
Captain Lajos Tantony
[Right now, I am |boredbored]
[Background noise |werewolves howling in the woods]

I haven't been poking around on the PC system for a long time. At least not idly and with an open mind to discovering things. But I'm at Escrow, and waiting for someone to knock and tell me we're going; I'm not hurrying them up, poor fellows, they must be terribly hung over. The beer in Escrow is very good, and the wine is not bad at all.

So it's easy to imagine how I laughed when I discovered this new little PC oracle, and what it told me:

      
wine is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator


I protest that I am not a drunkard or anything, though.
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[User Picture]From: tonker
2004-11-26 02:21 pm (UTC)
Don't worry. Mine's worse.

      
the unseen university is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator



Lofty got "Magda is love"!
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[User Picture]From: cpt_tantony
2004-11-26 02:39 pm (UTC)
It probably is, too. It is a safe haven, in any case. And Ponder Stibbons is so very charming.
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[User Picture]From: tonker
2004-11-26 02:59 pm (UTC)
Did you just say...???

Safe? With all the magic flying about? Okay, so maybe they don't do too much magic. food those wizards eat?
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[User Picture]From: boddony
2004-11-26 02:31 pm (UTC)
      
moveable type is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator


Which is clearly false. Moveable type is moveable type.

This PC oracle is obviously faulty.
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[User Picture]From: cpt_tantony
2004-11-26 02:38 pm (UTC)
Moveable type is a very laudable invention. Mathematically and logically, statements beyond "a=a" are possible.

Moveable type is:
- a useful invention
- beautiful
- made of metal
- small

Why not love?
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[User Picture]From: boddony
2004-11-26 02:41 pm (UTC)
Because love is an abstract idea, and moveable type is a tangible thing.
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[User Picture]From: kingverence
2004-11-26 02:33 pm (UTC)
      
witches are love
brought to you by the isLove Generator


Er, in a manner of speaking, I suppose...
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[User Picture]From: cpt_tantony
2004-11-26 02:42 pm (UTC)
One might say that they represent the stern love of a strict mother of many?
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[User Picture]From: kingverence
2004-11-26 02:43 pm (UTC)
Hmm, possibly...
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[User Picture]From: oliverperks
2004-11-26 02:36 pm (UTC)
crossdressing is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator


This... amuses me. Quite a bit.
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[User Picture]From: cpt_tantony
2004-11-26 02:40 pm (UTC)
I can imagine that. It amuses me as well. This oracle is uncannily amusing.

How are you, otherwise?
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[User Picture]From: oliverperks
2004-11-26 02:42 pm (UTC)
I'm... all right. I miss Mal, but she's got stuff to do in Ankh-Morpork. She'll be back soon.

Right?
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[User Picture]From: beth_metatronim
2004-11-26 03:20 pm (UTC)
      
lajos tantony is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator


It said so!! I didn't suggest it or anything!!
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[User Picture]From: cpt_tantony
2004-11-26 03:24 pm (UTC)
Did it now, Mr Toothyface? Are your painting lessons in Munz finished yet?
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[User Picture]From: beth_metatronim
2004-11-26 03:55 pm (UTC)
We are taking a little break; I have tought them a ball-against-the-wall game that kids love to play in Sacramante, and now I can have a quiet moment with you over my PC.

I'll be back around dusk; you don't get off duty earlier, anyway. And after dinner, we should hang the last pictures in the Rathaus.
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